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You're late for Christopher's blowjob. Okay, that one is legit rude.

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She has to brush her teeth before bed and in the morning before we kiss. That extra care once we reach a certain level of intimacy is important.

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Oh, for fuck's sake, Connor. Women don't put caps back on things!?

This is a woman thing now? My boyfriend leaves his wet towel on the bed, but you don't see me e-mailing fucking Kirk Douglas and President Obama and Bobby Flay about it. It makes a woman stick out and people know that they aren't real. I like a woman who looks nice and natural.

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First of all. I find it hard to believe that Shaun can even tell the difference between a salon manicure and an at-home manicure, unless his girlfriend has some sort of tremor-inducing palsy, or multitasks by combining nail maintenance with trampoline practice.

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And second of all, let's all just take a second to note that women have now been criticized for being high-maintenance, maintenance, and low-maintenance. Sometimes women get to make our own decisions and do things because those things make us happy. Women's bodies, even ones into which you get to stick your penis, are not yours.

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